Turbo/Retro Encabulators

Ok,

So I know what I want for my birthday. This was origanlly conceived in 1944 as seen here. But Rockwell Automation has since taken up the idea and come up with this.

I know its a lot to ask but it would go a long way in replacing my original which had "a baseplate of preframulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarythmic casing in such a way that the two Spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panometric fam."

Thank you!